"Can I order birds on Amazon?" 😁

I've considered the devilment of asking Mrs A that question, @Tom Grzybow - and concluded that I should not, for reasons of personal safety.

What a list!! 😁

Amazon is lacking some things you can find at Walmart.

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Birds can be ordered, but they seldom obey. The noisy scoffing of seagulls in a parking lot is a common occurrence. Their language is explicitly vulgar, much like that of dinosaurs.

They are in cahoots with the cobra chickens.